Lists of Ideas

10 Reasons to Learn How to Paint 

1. It's different 
2. It's cheap. 
3. It's new. 
4. To explore. 
5. I have a big fan already. 
6. Plenty of tutorials online. 
7. I could be amazing. 
8. I would amaze a lot of people 
9. It's a learned skill. 
10. You never know if you don't try.

Reasons to Call a Friend You Haven't Seen in a Long Time

1. You miss him.
2. He owes you money.
3. You just want to talk.
4. He tells good jokes.
5. He gives good advice.
6. You haven't talked in a while.
7. You're returning his call. 
8. You want to catch up on old times.
9. You had to tell him some gossip.
10. You heard bad news about his family.
11. You have a new address or phone number.

Reasons to Live Near the Ocean

1. It's peaceful and calming.
2. You can play in the water and sand.
3. Many people will visit you.
4. You know where to go on vacation.
5. Your vacations are always cheap.
6. The ocean is in your backyard.
7. It's fun.
8. You can hear the ocean roar at night with your window open.
9. You can look out and dream.
10. Your neighbors may be wealthier.

Uses of a Ceiling Fan

1. To cool you off.
2. To circulate air.
3. To disperse smoke from a burning dish.
4. To get a warbly effect when recording something
5. To act as a dust collector
6. To hang weights from
7. To promote jobs for people to install and clean.
8. To maintain
9. To be entertainment when you get stoned or drunk
10. To provide a gentle breeze
11. To be a white noise maker at high speed.

Reasons to Own a Small Business

1. You are free from the 9-5 grind.
2. Earning potential is unlimited.
3. You can do what you really want.
4. You can be as busy or as lazy as you want.
5. It will challenge you.
6. You can run a business the way you want.
7. You can hire and fire anyone you want.
8. You can use all your God-given skills.
9. You can belong to that special club.
10. You'll find out what it's like to be your own boss. 
11. You won't know if you don't try.

Reasons NOT to Own a Small Business

1. You have to do all the work.
2. Your family now depends on your skills.
3. You'll begin to get marketing calls.
4. You can't sell.
5. No one will do the work for you.
6. You don't like free time.
7. The possibility of failing is real.
8. You have no idea how to get started.
9. You don't handle rejection well.
10. You could succeed.
11. It's hard work. 

Uses of a Pencil Sharpener

1. Sharpen pencils
2. Sharpen crayons
3. Object lesson for kids on safety
4. Object lesson on evolution of writing instruments
5. Cut yourself to get out of going to work or school
6. Sell them when you're desperate for work
7. Use shavings to start a fire in an emergency.
8. Always comes in handy when someone asks you have a pencil sharpener handy
9. Keeps you grounded in what's real in life
10. Have three, and you can juggle them.

10 Ways to Avoid Looking at People's Eyes

1. Turn your body.
2. Look down.
3. Face another way.
4. Wear sunglasses.
5. Pull your ball cap down.
6. Pretend you're talking on the phone.
7. Pretend you're writing something.
8. Talk to someone else at your table.
9. Hope they move away.
10. Stare at them long enough and they'll look away.

10 Reasons to Disown Your In-laws

1. Start over fresh.
2. Get rid of a burden.
3. It's free.
4. I feels good.
5. They won't mind.
6. They deserve it.
7. You'e thinking straight finally.
8. they won't miss me.
9. You deserve a break today.
10. Today's your lucky day.

10 Reasons to Feel Inferior in Life

1. You are not that bad.
2. There are 7 billion people in the world.
3. Many people do one thing all their lives.
4. You don't have to be superior.
5. There are plenty of people willing to make you feel inferior.
6. You are average.
7. You don't get paid to be superior.
8. As soon as you begin to feel superior, people will knock you down.
9. God doesn't want you to be superior or above others.
10. Only you can feel inferior.

10 Ways to Boost Your Confidence

1. Put down others.
2. Do one thing each day you normally wouldn't do.
3. Place yourself in a win-win situation.
4. Praise others.
5. Smile often
6. Laugh at your own mistakes.
7. Have a To Do list and check off items.
8. Over prepare for things.
9. Learn something new today.
10. Get plenty of sleep at night.

10 Reasons It's Okay to Be Average

1. You are better than 50% of the people out there.
2. You don't stand out from the crowd.
3. You are not a target; nobody would take you hostage.
4. Most clothing comes in your sizes.
5. Average = stable and balanced.
6. Somebody has to do it. 
7. People don't have high expectations of you. 
8. You probably don't expect much of others.
9. Average is normal.
10. Average is reliable.

11 Things to Do Before Breakfast

1. Go to the bathroom.
2. Kiss your wife.
3. Take a shower.
4. Brush your teeth. 
5. Drink a glass of water.
6. Get dressed.
7. Pray for God's blessing throughout the day.
8. Check the weather.
9. Shave.
10. Check to see your name isn't in the obituaries.
11. Take a walk.

10 Ways to Goof Off at Work Without Being Noticed

1. Walk around with something in your hand; look official.
2. close the door to your office.
3. Pretend you're writing, but doodle instead.
4. Work slow.
5. Give long suspense times on projects.
6. Arrive early and stay late.
7. Look busy at your computer.
8. Work through lunch.
9. Ask to work from home occasionally.
10. Talk on the phone while you're at your computer.

10 Reasons to Have a Mentor

1. They've been through it all.
2. They know the potholes.
3. They know the struggles.
4. They like helping others.
5. It stimulates the economy.
6. You need help; you are stuck.
7. It's a great substitute for experience.
8. It saves times.
9. It's cheaper in the long run.
10. You don't go out much and need someone to talk to.

10 Ways to Not Get Wet in the Rain

1. Don't go out in it.
2. Use an umbrella
3. Use a raincoat or poncho.
4. Stay under an awning or in a garage.
5. Run fast when you go outside.
6. Put your windows up.
7. Wait until it stops. 
8. Call someone else to do your errands. 
9. Wear extra clothing.
10. Blow a big soap bubble and get inside it. 

10 Reasons to Go Out in the Rain

1. You haven't bathed in a while.
2. You want to get wet.
3. You want to get others wet when you lean against them. 
4. You have no choice. You have to get somewhere.
5. You want others to pity you because you got wet.
6. You're already wet for some reason so it doesn't wear off.
7. You want to experience what those without shelters feel like.
8. You're doing an experiment that involves water or rain. 
9. You've already been outside for a long time and forgot about it.
10. You have cabin fever.

10 Reasons Not to Fall Asleep at Work

1. Others will see you.
2. You could get fired.
3. Your boss could see you. 
4. No work gets done.
5. You may accidentally hit an incorrect button on your computer.
6. You may accidentally send a funny email.
7. It's hard on your neck.
8. You could end up snoring.
9. You are not eating.
10. You could get a bad reputation. 

10 Reasons to Sleep at Work

1. You're tired.
2. It's boring. 
3. It's part of your job.
4. You're not eating or drinking.
5. It keeps you off the streets.
6. You're doing research on sleep deprivation.
7. You could end up with a funny sentence if you're writing something.
8. Your boss is away.
9. You want a new job.
10. You like to sleep. 

10 Reasons to Eat at a Fast Food Restaurant

1. It's cheap.
2. It's relatively cheap. 
3. You get exercise getting up and down getting your own refills.
4. You don't have to tip.
5. You don't have to ask for refills.
6. You're helping others stay employed.
7. They usually have wifi there.
8. You get to see nutritional values on the back of packaging.
9. You may get to meet Jesus earlier.
10. You are supporting local businesses.

10 Reasons Why Fast Food is Terrible

1. It's not healthy for you.
2. Often very crowded
3. Often don't get the order right
4. Getting more expensive.
5. Can be slow during rush
6. Too many choices
7. It's habit forming
8. Not the best quality ingredients
9. Everyone goes there
10. Rest rooms are often dirty
11. Everything is self-serve.

11 Reasons to Start a Podcast

1. It's something you've always wanted to do.
2. You already have 90% of the equipment.
3. You need to do this.
4. Get to interview more people
5. You may like it
6. Find out people's stories
7. It's easier to do nothing.
8. Your competition is not doing it.
9. There's no one doing it in your town.
10. You wanted to do this pre-internet.
11. It's easier now than ever with so many tutorials online.

10 Places You Put Your Glasses

1. On top of your head
2. In the glove compartment o your vehicle
3. On your bedside stand
4. B your computer
5. In its eyeglass case
6. On you - you never took them off
7. In the bathroom before you took a shower.
8. In your front jacket pocket
9. You gave them to your spouse to hold
10. With your keys

10 Places You Left Your Keys

1. In your last pants pocket
2. In your car
3. In your briefcase
4. In the couch with all the change
5. On your bedroom nightstand
6. On the restaurant table
7. At the auto mechanic shop
8. You gave them to your spouse
9. On your bed
10. With your glasses

13 Reasons I Haven't Started My Podcast

1. Afraid of failure.
2. Lots of sequences before starting
3. I really don't want to do it.
4. Afraid of success
5. Lots of daily work.
6. Fear of unknown
7. Don't know how all pieces fit together.
8. No commitment to do it.
9. Lazy
10. No believers around me
11. Sounds like a silly idea
12. Not a clear idea of monetization
13. No one to bounce weird ideas off of

11 Reasons to Own a Mobile Home

1. It's cheap to get in.
2. It's easier to heat
3. People think you are poorer than you are.
4. You get to see Friday night fights for free
5. Police are in your neighborhood more often.
6. You can move your home if you want.
7. You get an idea what the other side lives like
8. The requirements to get in are low
9. You are now officially able to correct someone who says "Trailer Park Trash."
10. You only pay lot rent
11. There are no home owner association fees.

10 Reasons Wooden Blinds are Superior to Metal Venetian Blinds

1. They last a lot longer.
2. they are much easier to clean.
3. They are sturdier
4. They don't bend out of shape
5. They look a lot nicer. 
6. They are often wider.
7. they let less light in when closed.
8. They are a lot classier.
9. They are easier to resell if necessary.
10. They are not sharp and will probably not cut.

10 Reasons to Surf the Internet in Your Underwear

1. No one sees you.
2. You don't wear out clothes.
3. You're anonymous anyways.
4. No one at home sees you or cares.
5. You haven't taken your shower yet.
6. Your clothes are all dirty.
7. It's fun.
8. You don't have to turn down the temperature any lower.
9. You like the feel of cold leather on your legs.
10. It goes with your naked chest/belly.

10 Reasons You Should Walk to the Store

1. It's good exercise.
2. You get to see great sunsets sometimes.
3. You get to get away from the computer.
4. It's a great time to think.
5. You get to see the town nightlife.
6. You may need something at the store.
7. You need to get your spouse a gift.
8. It's a break from what you were doing.
9. You get to see inflation first hand.
10. Paper or plastic will be the easiest decision all day. 

10 Ways for Pastors to Engage Their Parishioners

1. Have Millennials teach Baby Boomers technology.
2. Pastors should talk to parishioners via Twitter/Facebook.
3. Send personal notes to a few people each week.
4. Have regular visits with the elderly.
5. Learn from Millennials what's up and coming. 
6. Learn from Millennials new terminology.
7. Learn from Millennials what tech is on the way out.
8. Include your email address and Twitter handle in the bulletin.
9. Blog a few times a week.
10. Survey the congregation on how they want to be engaged.

11 Reasons to Work From Home

1. Clothing budget is lower
2. You can sleep in later.
3. You can eat at home for lunch.
4. You get more work done.
5. You can do other things on the side.
6. You have your own schedule.
7. You don't have to shave daily.
8. No one knows what you're working on.
9. No office drama.
10. You can snack throughout the day.
11. No bad weather to drive in. 

10 Reasons NOT to Work From Home

1. You can snack all day.
2. No social interaction.
3. Equipment upgrades could be costly if you have to travel to upgrade.
4. Distractions. 
5. You may have to buy your own office supplies.
6. You cooped up inside all day.
7. You tend to work harder.
8. Your boss doesn't know what you're doing all day.
9. You have to do the laundry.
10. You have to use your own electricity. 

10 Ways Businesses Can Get More Customers

1. Get customers to review on review sites.
2. Customer reviews in a video that is uploaded onto your site.
3. Do an EDDM marketing campaign.
4. Rank your website for more than the obvious keywords. 
5. Rank videos for common keywords.
6. Post several times a week on Craigslist.
7. Create Facebook likes on unpublished posts.
8. Write a great article on Medium.com and with a link to your site.
9. Have more than one website ranking. 
10. Interact with potential customers on Twitter. 
11. Publish a series of How To videos. 

10 Reasons to Drive to a Destination

1. See more of the country
2. No TSA hassles
3. Could be much cheaper
4. No need to rent a car there
5. No waiting in airports or airport lines
6. Get to listen to whatever you want in the vehicle
7. Great roads to travel on
8. You need a vacation
9. All flights are booked
10. You are the aircraft commander.

What Politicians are Good For

1. Nothing
2. comic relief
3. Someone to blame when taxes are too high
4. Names of ships, roads, and bridges
5. Giving largess a bad name
6. Fundraising when they want and need
7. Corruption case studies
8. Tax write offs
9. anonymous sources for the press
10. Frog marching photos

When to Believe a Politician

1. Never
2. When his lips are still
3. When he's under oath in court
4. When he's away from the cameras
5. When he's asleep
6. When he's reading a fairy tale to his kids
7. When he's eating and not talking
8. When he says "I'll have another" to the bartender
9. When he says, "I'm sorry" because politicians rarely ever say those 2 words without qualification
10. When he says, "Thank you for your support" 

When Never to Believe a Politician

1. When he has his mouth open
2. "Let me look into it"
3. "We carefully read your feedback"
4. "My opponent believes..."
5. "one of my faults..."
6. "This bill will fix..."
7. "We want to be good stewards with your tax dollars..."
8. "If this bill doesn't pass..."
9. "I need your help..."
10. "We trimmed as much as we possibly can..."

10 Reasons to Go with This Startup

1. Gives me something to do
2. Working on a team is the best
3. Uses my skills
4. It could be big
5. It could be challenging
6. Meet new people 
7. Provide value to the world
8. It's a mystery if it will work
9. I've never gone down this route before
10. It may be the best thing to happen to me.

10 Reasons NOT to Go with This Startup

1. I know nothing about start ups
2. It could go nowhere
3. It could be a big waste if people drop out
4. We could get to the end and it turns out to be a big scam
5. It could be a huge pain
6. It could drag on for years
7. I've never managed several projects before
8. It may be pie in the sky thinking
9. I may not like who I work with
10. I may not be able to do the job.

Businesses to Start from the Backseat of Your Car

1. paint addresses on residential curbs
2. Craigslist buy/sell
3. Uber/Lyft
4. Blog writer
5. Fiverr
6. client requested for doctors/lawyers
7. headlight cleaning
8. Singing telegram
9. Buy / sell cars
10. Dog poop clean up business
11. Cleaning business
12. Taps business
13. public speaking
14. lawn mowing business

Reasons NOT to Dance in the Street Today

1. It's raining or snowing.
2. It's 10 below zero or it's 102 degrees.
3. They're rioting outside.
4. You live in the countryside and there is no street
5. You've got a cold.
6. You have to work today.
7. You can't dance.
8. It's your day off and you want to rest.
9. You have no one to dance with. 
10. You can't find your dancing shoes.
11. You don't have any dancing shoes.
12. You just took a shower, and you don't want to get all sweaty.
13. You don't have a reason to dance.
14. You don't feel like dancing today.
15. You're too busy watching cat videos.
16. There's a "No dancing in the street" ordinance for your neighborhood.
17. You have a long "Honey, Do" list.
18. You're traveling that day.
19. You forgot what it's like to dance.
20. You broke your leg yesterday.
21. You're having a hernia operation today.

11 Reasons to Check into a Hotel Early

1. You arrived early.
2. You have nowhere else to go.
3. You want a cookie and a cup of coffee
4. You are checking their efficiency.
5. Your car broke down in front of the hotel.
6. You're bored.
7. You need to take a nap now, not later.
8. Because you're a Gold member in good standing at that hotel chain.
9. You'r trying to run from the police.
10. You want to beat the rush at check n time.
11. You like living on the edge.

10 Reasons NOT to Check Into a Hotel Early 

1. They're not ready for you yet.
2. You're still working.
3. You're not in town yet.
4. You have more sight seeing to do.
5. You think it's some kind of jinx.
6. You want to check in with your friends later.
7. You haven't reserved a room yet.
8. It would incur an early fee.
9. You enjoy waiting in the parking lot.
10. You don't want to spend anymore time there anyway. 

Top Mistakes Real Estate Agents Make with Photos in Their Listings

1. They take the photos themselves.
2. They use an iphone or smart phone.
3. Photos are crooked.
4. Improperly lit rooms
5. Light reflections from flash
6. Too many photos.
7. Photographer is in the photo.
8. Too much clutter in the rooms.
9. Rooms are too busy.
10. Bar first photo.
11. Toilet seat is up in bathroom photos. 

Setups for Miniature Photography

1. Two men hanging from chairs on light.
2. Three men on a string hanging from vent
3. Two men sledding down a cord from a socket
4. Man playing door stopper as a xylophone.
5. Man gonging a chain wheel.
6. Several men climbing the mesh music stand.
7. Man swinging from push pins on a cork board.
8. Barrel-rolling on a roll of toilet paper
9. fishing from the bridge (green collapsible case)
10. Roasting marshmallows in a votive candle
11. Metal plastic washer as a hula hoop
12. Cogs and coins
13. Spiral light bulbs, skiing or banister riding
14. Straw and cupid. Little man stuffing the straw with Qtips one big man to fix it.
15. Angel looking at kids making snow angel.
16. The answer is four (how many angels on the head of a pin"
17. Occam's razor on a razor blade
18. Bob Murphy's law
19. Hay in a needle stack
20. Moving walk way - staples/paper clips

10 Ways to Improve That Road Sign

1. Bigger letters
2. Taller "podium"
3. Move closer to highway
4. Neon lighting
5. Night lighting
6. Have a sign pointing to it from both ways
7. Take off 3 words
8. Flashing Neon
9. Offset the sign at a different angle
10. Make the sign other than a rectangle

10 Ways to Improve Real Estate Leads

1. Get educated on three of the latest technologies
2. Daily video updates
3. Community pages
4. More content on blog
5. Intertwine local business and educate people
6. Facebook - James Farren approach
7. Give out 10 business ideas to all who want them.
8. HARO
9. Contact local journalists and offer quotes when reached
10. Hold free First Time Home buyer's seminar.

10 Reasons to Vote for Hillary (dated)

1. She reminds you of your mother in law and you like your mother in law.
2. You don't like Trump.
3. You are happy with 20 trillion in debt.
4. You want to follow Bill a little closer.
5. You want to see Tim Kaine take over after health problems. 
6. You support massive health care for seniors.
7. You just can't get enough of the Clintons.
8. You feel white guilt.
9. You can't get enough corruption in your life.
10. You hate yourself as a man. 

Things We Can Learn from Hollywood Movies and TV

1. When you need to get across the city, there will never be traffic.
2. A chop on the neck will always drop a large bad guy.
3. Kissing on a first encounter is very common.
4. Bruises from punches heal overnight or within the day.
5. 2-3 punches knock out the bad guy.
6. The girl will always go with the bad boy over an upstanding aristocrat.
7. FBI are always easily duped.
8. Dads are always okay with being the butt of jokes.
9. Everyone knows how to hot wire a car.
10. There's no such thing as jet lag on international flights. 

What To Do While In Bed Sick

1. Rest/sleep
2. watch TV
3. Write lists of "Things to do while..."
4. Pray
5. Read
6. Eat
7. Cough
8. Wish you were well
9. Call people
10. Bark out commands that your spouse will ignore.

What NOT To Do While in Bed Sick

1. Eat crumbly pizza
2. Build a fire
3. Play ping pong
4. Go to the bathroom without getting up
5. Bark out orders at those who can help you
6. Staple your finger to the bed
7. Make crank phone calls to your boss
8. Fake an illness
9. Cry because you can't get out. 
10. Have your alarm clock set to get up
11. Shave.

Things to Do When you Can't Sleep

1. Count sheep
2. go get something to eat
3. surf the internet
4. grab a book and read it 
5. cuddle with your spouse
6. pray
7. turn on music
8. go do some laundry
9. go exercise
10. go shopping. 

What Your Child Can't Teach You

1. Forgiveness is more important than bitterness
2. Better to give than to receive
3. It's a new day tomorrow
4. Share and share alike
5. You can't always get your way
6. Just because you say, "sorry" doesn't mean you're sorry
7. Prejudice is learned.
8. Play hard; sleep hard
9. A smile goes a long way.
10. Sometimes life isn't fair.

10 Things a Dog Wouldn't Say in an Email

1. If you love Jesus, send this around...
2. lol ROFL LMAO
3. :) :(
4. What's up?
5. Sorry for the length
6. Sorry I haven't written..
7. You don't know me, but...
8. No CCs
9. No BCCs
10. Subscribe/unsubscribe

Indicators You Should be Looking for a New Job

1. Your boss is a jerk
2. You don't get along with co-workers
3. You've been written up
4. You see others being walked out the door
5. Company has trouble with payroll
6. You're bored
7. You're overworked
8. You are not being challenged
9. Your commute is too long
10. You don't like the direction the company is going
11. Someone advises you to start looking
12. Helps keep you sharp for interviews
13. You don't have enough work
14. The company has stepped up their spying efforts
15. Many others are leaving
16. You need a new suit
17. Chance to update your resume
18. Company offers no training
19. Company offers no advancement potential
20. You've been there too long 
21. Your ideas are not taken seriously.
22. Your boss has been fired.
23. Always easiest when you have no work
24. You feel unappreciated
25. No raises.

10 Things I learned from Getting in an Accident

1. A lot more stressful being in an accident than watching one
2. Lot more stressful hitting someone than being hit.
3. Insurance companies may not have your best interests at heart
4. Police can help calm you down.
5. It's important to have your insurance information handy.
6. Even in minor fender benders, you're not always thinking straight.
7. Whiplash is real
8. You think twice about driving for a while.
9. It's best to call the police 
10. Police have thermal imaging scanners in their squad car.

10 Reasons to Pick Up Miscellaneous Litter in the Hallway

1. You feel better about it.
2. You need the exercise.
3. Management will have fewer complaints.
4. It doesn't cost you anything.
5. The place will look nicer.
6. The maintenance man may take a walk to discuss it.
7. If you discover it; others will too.
8. No body else will pick it up.
9. It helps your OCD.
10. You are a janitor in training.

10 Reasons Why Your Website Should be Mobile Friendly

1. Google will penalize you for not being mobile friendly.
2. Your younger surfers are all using mobile.
3. Mobile finally also looks good on desktops.
4. It's the way of the web.
5. Your competitors are mobile friendly.
6. Your site probably needed updated anyhow.
7. Your site would look crappy if it wasn't.
8. It's not as expensive as you think.
9. Young customers will go elsewhere if it's not.
10. The world has changed; we need to adapt.

10 Ways to Enjoy a Dreary Day

1. Be thankful it isn't snowing.
2. Be thankful it isn't hailing.
3. Be thankful you're not outside.
4. Great for photography because of cloud cover.
5. Great for practicing ILS flight training.
6. Little chance of getting sun burnt.
7. Makes you appreciate the sunny days.
8. Sun doesn't get in your eyes.
9. Great to run in because it's cooler.
10. Good time to do indoor activities.

10 Reasons to Write Every Day

1. It's inside you; you need to get it out.
2. The world needs to hear.
3. You exercise your brain.
4. Very few people are doing it.
5. You have solutions.
6. It could eventually earn you money.
7. You for a good habit.
8. You love to write.
9. It keeps you out of trouble.
10. It helps you appreciate word processors.

10 Different Ways to Say Happy Birthday!

1. Happy happy birthday
2. You're not getting older...who are we kidding?
3. You don't look a day over <previous age>
4. Best wishes on your birthday
5. Another year; another birthday
6. Merry Birthday
7. Another birthday? So soon?
8. Happy Birthday
9. Best Birthday wishes
10. Surprise!

10 Things to Remember to Do Before Bedtime

1. Drink a glass of water
2. Brush teeth
3. Floss
4. Turn off monitor
5. Check door locks
6. Go to bathroom
7. Make sure devotions are done
8. close curtains
9. Shave
10. Turn off all lights

Things to Do When Not Watching TV

1. Learn a skill.
2. Learn a new language.
3. Memorize Bible scripture
4. Write a poem.
5. Write a short story.
6. Start a blog.
7. Start a podcast.
8. Go for a walk.
9. Write a business plan. 
10. Listen to music.
11. Call a friend. 

10 Ways to Keep Your Sanity

1. Pray. 
2. Read the Bible
3. "Nothing new under the sun."
4. Take a long walk.
5. Turn off the news.
6. Step away from the computer.
7. Smile a lot.
8. Learn a new skill.
9. Go grab a cup of coffee with a friend.
10. Close your eyes and meditate.

Reasons to Smile

1. It's healthy.
2. It's contagious.
3. It masks what's going on in your head.
4. It doesn't cost anything.
5. Nobody does it anymore
6. You feel good about it.
7. It's better than frowning.
8. It breaks your own internal tensions.
9. Sometimes you just have to.
10. You have something cute or funny to say.
11. You could make a friend.
12. You could meet the love of your life.
13. You set yourself apart.

10 Reasons to Hire a Cleaner

1. Your time is valuable.
2. It's not that expensive.
3. You don't like cleaning.
4. If they miss something, they'll take care of it.
5. You like to employ others.
6. You don't get dirty.
7. You don't have to clean up after yourself.
8. Someone else needs this money more than you do.
9. Good feeling to come back to a clean apartment.
10. You don't need all the extra supplies laying around.

10 Reasons to Clean the Apartment Yourself.

1. Saves money
2. Gets you away from the computer.
3. You like the feeling of a clean house.
4. It's not difficult work. 
5. You don't need to worry if it's done right.
6. It's "mindless" work.
7. You have nothing better to do. 
8. You get better each time you do it.
9. You save time because you don't have to hire someone. 
10. You're not afraid of a little elbow grease.

Places to Put Your Business Cards

1. Bulletin boards
2. In the hands of potential clients
3. In toilet stalls
4. On gas station pumps
5. On restaurant counters
6. In the trash
7. In direct mail envelopes
8. In restaurant giveaway contests
9. Thrown in the air
10. In your wallet.

10 Ways to Say Hello in English

1. Hey
2. Hi
3. Hello
4. Good morning, afternoon/night/evening
5. What's up?
6. How ya doin'?
7. What's goin' on?
8. Long time, no see.
9. Aren't you a sight for sore eyes.
10. There's a familiar face.

10 Ways to Respond

1. About this and that
2. Not much
3. Hi
4. Been well.
5. Hello
6. I'm okay
7. Living a dream
8. Can't complain
9. Better than I deserve
10. Trying to keep the bill collectors away

10 Reasons to Use Wordpress

1. It's fairly easy to learn.
2. It's fairly easy to use.
3. It's free to use
4. Plenty of plugins.
5. Lots of tutorials.
6. Very customizable.
7. Updated regularly
8. Many people using it.
9. Most bugs are documented and solved.
10. Multiple users can update content.

10 Reasons NOT to Use Wordpress

1. Software is bloated.
2. Can load slowly
3. Can be quirky
4. Hackers hack it
5. Learning curve is low but exists
6. A lot of extremely large sites
7. Troubleshooting problems are a pain
8. Doing anything customized requires plugins
9. Some plugins don't work well together
10. Same look and feel across themes (not anymore)

10 Reasons NOT to Miss a Day of Lists

1. It could be habit forming
2. You would have to do two the next day.
3. You like doing these lists.
4. Your day won't be fulfilled.
5. No one else will do it for you.
6. No one can help you
7. People following you would be disappointed
8. You like the challenge
9. It stretches your mind.
10. You can't let others watch you.

10 Ways Night Life is Different Than Day Life

1. Lots of drinking
2. You only see a little
3. Lots of drunks
4. Cooler
5. Lots more shouting and yelling
6. Harder to take pictures
7. Can see a lot of starts
8. Evening walks are great
9. Criminals love darkness
10. More robberies committed.

10 Reasons to Do Your Own Maintenance

1. It's cheaper.
2. Satisfaction of doing it yourself
3. Id you don't know how, you can learn.
4. Could have profitable career
5. Don't trust the maintenance people
6. If you want it done right...
7. Nobody else will do it.
8. Your wife doesn't want to deal with something not working
9. You hate making phone calls.
10. It's easy to do.

!0 Reasons to Outsource Maintenance

1. It's cheap.
2. Time is valuable.
3. It's easy for them.
4. They have the proper tools to do it.
5. They get paid to get it right.
6. They know how to fix everything.
7. It stimulates the economy.
8. It's easy for yo.
9. It's fun to help others out.
10. It stimulates the underground economy. 

10 Reasons to be More Productive When It's Raining

1. It's free.
2. Lets you enjoy the sun more.
3. Saves you from complaining about it.
4. You get get to watch all the saps that drive in it.
5. You can go out in the snow more.
6. It's fun to be productive.
7. You will melt in the rain.
8. Working is funner than getting out.
9. It's a time you can be more focused in you set up parameters.
10. Your competition is working then too.